JakeMcElroy

Seaman comic!
http://www.superbrophybrothers.com/2011/12/welcome-to-laboratory-of-jean-paul.html

I play alone in the dark while visiting home.

@Courtney

Nah, I don't actually get offended by strangers. Your comment was just the only one that was ambiguous as to whether or not it was a wicked burn.

@Courtney

I thought you were supposed to be a good detective?
Here's a few hints to help you along:
My first name's Jake and my last name rhymes with Trophy.
It starts with a B and ends with rophy.
Eli Brophy is my brother.

@Courtney

I'm still trying to figure out whether I should be offended or not.

My favorite is gently using the cat as a battering ram on other people though the first and last time I did this I was peed on.

@TheDarkWayne

Not really our fault. People don't read words in order. They see the entire sentence at once. It's just how the mind works. This spoiled it for me too before I even saw the warning. It should've been more clearly marked or the spoiler put after the jump.