The most deadly piece of furniture I own is my leg lamp. Yes, the same leg lamp from the movie "A Christmas Story". How's it deadly? It makes for a handy object to swing at intruders or the in-laws with.
I heard my small pug dog howling outside one night. There was this old mutt hanging around my place and I thought it was fighting my dog. It was way bigger than my pug, so I didn't want my dog to get hurt. I go outside to scare it away, I turn around the corner and there is that mutt giving it to my pug! Apparently, they get stuck together sometimes when they do it (Google it). I didn't know that. So... I start to yell at it (What else was I supposed to do?). Man... that was a bad idea. It gets scared, and because they are stuck together, starts to drag my pug underneath the porch into the darkness. *shudder* I've never been right since.
Gears of War 3 beta: The rundown
Apr 15th 2011 7:58PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: Dreamcast Collection, soundtrack vinyl and 'Still Thinking' hoodie
Mar 21st 2011 7:36PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: Mafia 2 'Gun Lamp' and suitcase
Aug 25th 2010 5:08AM (Joystiq)PS3
Swag Saturday: Monday Night Combat and mascot kits
Aug 22nd 2010 2:22PM (Joystiq)Video: How to play Mindjack
Aug 14th 2010 2:58PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: BioShock Infinite swag bag, 'murder of crows' drink, posters
Aug 12th 2010 7:10PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: Castlevania: Harmony of Despair
Aug 4th 2010 4:41PM (Joystiq)Joyswag: Get stuck in Limbo [update: giveaway closed]
Jul 21st 2010 4:22PM (Joystiq)Xbox 360 slim HDD data transfer cable to retail for $20
Jun 14th 2010 8:51PM (Joystiq)Xbox 360 slim HDD data transfer cable to retail for $20
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