Chris

In a zombie costume. They'd never see me coming.

When Obama got elected I buried my face into a pig and ate bacon straight off the cob. Yes we bacan.

It all started when my wife and I took a vacation, I had a serious case of writers block and she thought it would calm my nerves. Unfortunately, she disappeared under the lake, and that was just the beginning of my horrible week! I started finding these pages to a manuscript I didn't remember writing, and all the events from the story began to come true! Let me tell you,

harry killed dumbledore

Richard Nixon. I'm going to drive all over that Dick.

Wakka. Second favorite? Tidus.

I'll do stuff.

Nintendo Cereal System.

Actually I lied, I love that song.

YEAH WHATEVER NICE NAUGHTY STUFF

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