Yagami-Iori

Don't EVER use DC in a title again! I thought we had a new prototype of Dreamcast on the first look without reading :P

I almost lost ze bowel controls! (thx Letz Shake)

I would love it if that were a real product (big double bass fan) but it's not meant to be. Oh well.

Krystal from StarFox Adventures

She would have been a good addition and could have had some unique moves with her having the staff & all, instead of that StarWolf clone crap.

Nerdiest Tramp Stamp ever

Well, let's see how this goes!

I'm glad to see Jeff Gertsmann found something else to do related to video games.

Bob's your uncle.

He would have an entrapment defense if it wasn't for him already threatening his parents. By doing so, it shows that he had the intent to do something like this & was more action by his parents to defend themselves. And given how short this story is, I bet there is MUCH more behind this story & this kid's past.

Just to beat everyone to the jokes...

I'd eat THAT moist delicious cake!

Ok, joke's gone. Time to make real post, people.

Rock Lobster by The B-52's