Scottie Boy

I need 'em so I don't wake up my roommates. But what I really need is something to keep me from screaming out obscenities every time I'm ambushed by a horde of the living dead.

I've just bought one console, the Atari 8800, and then modified it to make it evolutionary and self-replicating.

Xbox 360

While I do value the opinion of my parents, not living under their roof entitles me to my own videogame choices.

Sweet, sweet freedom.

Xbox 360

Stimulating conversation and jaywalking.

Manny Calavera with Super Scythe attack, but only if he's in his white tuxedo.

Unbelievable LAN-gaming would ensue were I to win this 360. That is, once I beat Mass Effect with it.

Felichan Naskightagon PS3! (Esperanto!)

Once again, Cortana.

Help me finish the fight, Joystiq!

Cortana. Pretty ladies, real or otherwise, scare me...