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CES 2009: Gears of War writer and Dom's voice creating new project

Jan 11th 2009 2:54AM (Joystiq)
Agreed. GoW had a decent story because it was deliberately minimal. GoW 2 obviously wasn't.

Telling stories: The games that got it right

Dec 26th 2008 1:09PM (Joystiq)
Good picks (esp. Bioshock, Portal), although it seems like the American devs are a bit biased towards, well, other American devs. What about the Silent Hill series? Or Ico? Shadow of the Colossus? There's gotta be more, but I can't remember.

IGN shows off three Mega Man 9 bosses

Aug 12th 2008 6:03PM (Joystiq)
The original mega man games (and even some of the spinoffs to a certain extent) are just straight-up classic platformers that are widely recognized for their creative level design, fast gameplay, and challenging difficulty. You have to play them yourself as there are really only two groups when it comes to MM games: either you don't get it or you become a die-hard fanatic (myself falling into the latter). I don't meet many "casual" MM fans. But do try them: they're just plain fun.

Blow explains dilemma of Braid's price to 1Up

Aug 7th 2008 10:34PM (Joystiq)
I find it amazing how much quibbling there is over a measly five bucks. Both parties are guilty too: Blow won't shut up about the pricing and the consumers whine incessantly. I consider myself a pretty cheap bastard, but it's five dollars. It's really not that much.

Everything you wanted to know about gaming and sex (but were afraid to ask)

May 29th 2008 3:39AM (Joystiq)
@ Philip

Yeah, that was poor wording on my part. Good thing the 'stiq has an edit button.

Everything you wanted to know about gaming and sex (but were afraid to ask)

May 29th 2008 2:40AM (Joystiq)
First of all, I really like this video. It's well done, logical, easy to understand, and raises some good points.
However, his proposed solutions are somewhat half-assed. The reason why games don't delve deeper in sexuality is because society says no. Too much sex, even if tasteful, means an "AO" rating by the ESRB. Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo won't certify it, and most stores won't carry it. In other words: retail death.
Movies can get slapped with a "R" and "NC-17" rating, but people can still watch them. Music gets an "explicit content" advisory, but we can still buy it. With an "AO" rating, society just gives a giant middle finger to the gaming industry and trots along its merry way. What the fuck are game developers supposed to do? Hell, even if there is practically no sex in a game (Mass Effect) it gets labeled as a fucking porn simulator. If the ratings system and policies are fixed, then we can get sexual creativity.

Metal Gear Solid 4 not the last 'Metal Gear'

May 19th 2008 2:33PM (Joystiq)
Come on people: you didn't honestly think this was the last Metal Gear game, did you? Milk, milk, milk that cow (not that I'm complaining, mind you)

Obesity experts frown on Wii Fit's fatty-labeling, Nintendo apologizes

May 17th 2008 2:00PM (Joystiq)
"I hate to ask, but is our society grooming the ultimate generation of fucking pussies?"

Yes

Joystiq hands-on: Silent Hill: Homecoming

May 16th 2008 9:13PM (Joystiq)
I really hate the constant onscreen button prompts and the giant, glowing red health bar when you enter combat. This game is supposed to be scary and those things make it a lot less immersive. Glad the combat is better, but an SH game needs atmosphere and story placed first.

Wii pole dancing plans confirmed, fitness to blame

May 2nd 2008 8:41PM (Joystiq)
I think a lot more people want to be rock Gods than strippers.

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