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Pies.

Nothing says "Slapstick Comedy Gold" like an overpowered man-portable mechanical Pie-Flinging Device. I'd just have to be careful not to decapitate Larry Fine.

Power Armor Operation

I mean really, you'd think it'd be useless with no power armor around, but the transmissions in my fillings say that the government can see my stats. They'd know I'm S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

And who do you think they'd call once they get those armors working? Some new guy, or someone who already has the perk? Yeah.

"Forty bajillion nostrils and not even one eye? You've lost your Spore privileges, mister."

I'll skip the obvious and say I spotted:
a Portal exit sign
A Megaman armor
That annoying thing from Crash Bandicoot
What looks like a reference to Overlord in the beginning.
And Boogie at the end.

I would not want to face the Flood in hand to hand combat. ESPECIALLY the Gravemind. If it were a zombie, I'm s.o.l. since those things are machines made of flesh and my fists aren't enough to disassemble them, but the Gravemind? Not only would I become infected, but I'd forever be a meat-puppet on the end of one of his tentacles! "Little shop of horrors plant" or not, He would tear. me. up.

Is the interior of the box faux worn to match the degrades aesthetic of the game?

I enjoy the supposedly in-depth weapon crafting system that, in combination with the plasmids, allows me to completely customize my in-game experience.

You're exited for Bioshock with Halo 3, Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Orange box (Portal! Tf2!), Rock Band, Beautiful Katamari, Halo Wars, and Grand Theft Auto IV. How do you have time to be exited about Bioshock?

Man, still no "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" by Kiss.