DarkBlast47

Sweet putrid sound of file not found, dood, I can see my android's battery life not lasting the 90+ hours this game will suck away from me...dood

Dragon Quest: Forever


...but I'm fairly certain it won't follow the same fate. It's freakin' Dragon Quest.

Honestly, how can you have an article about Disgaea and not have 'dood' in it, mean, c'mon now.

This game is totally sweet, dood!

How do you get Pokemon on android? Poke em' on

Now all we have to do is attach some M-80's to that thing, that'll teach those kids to get on my lawn.

And as a twist, Kane is still alive!

Welcome back Commander.

He didn't hit all the pigs though... He'll have to replay the level.
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I'd be sure to take the Monsters under my bed. And Super Troopers. And a TV that has built in DVD. And a portable hand cranked electricity generator.