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@Roto13 He's not an asshole. He's just a hipster.

I wonder if this canned project had an ending of some sort to reward the players?

Man, screw Micheal Bay Optimus Prime. Bring back 80s cartoon Prime already.

@mrantimatter

Rivetting.

@Grimbear13

"Hi sir/maam, may I request a week off work around mid-May?"
"For what reason, Grimbear13?"
"Well, you see, Diablo II is finally coming out and..."
"Get back to work"

@Crayola Q Pants ESQ

You're cool and/or rebellious for being too good for Facebook and not taking 1 minute to make a dummy account.

@MystcLazrDragon Was that a fart?

Cue posts on how terrible the iPad is as a gaming device and how satisfied people are with the 3DS and/or Vita.

The app store approval process is not a human sitting on a desk. It's an automated process that only checks for malicious code.

@Doctalen Some people don't. Amputated individuals, for instance.