Jack the Ripper

This was kind of poorly written, like fan fiction or something, but then the original Fable wasn't exactly a Neil Gaiman novel, either. Fun twist at the end, though.

God bless this man for telling his bosses to kiss his bony yellow ass. I hope he wins everything he wants in court, starts his own company. and blasts Tecmo out of the damn water.

I definitely feel the same way. I also think the character of Alma is a big wash. They ripped off a Japanese horror movie which had recently even been remade in America, and were so blatant and unapologetic about it. I think FEAR looked good and the melee combat and first person bullet time was fun, but that game's story was paper thin. Origin is going to have to do some amazing stuff to get me back into the fold.

I'm just plain old broke and jobless. 360, please.

I will play Turok while sitting upon furniture made from the bones of my prey, laughing heartily as I invoke the death and pain of my enemies with mighty plucks of my bow, with my woman kneeling on the floor at my side, wrapping her bosom around my mighty calf, and all this while I wear nothing but Old Spice and a thousand mile stare.

Yeah, so did I! Be nice to Rare, you elaborately named blogger, you!

Exactamundo, Chachi.

Awesome, Fable 2 is a Helena Bonham Carter simulator!

"What's so damn special about golden butterflies anyway?"

How about, everything? You shut your filthy hole, Burg, you have no idea what you're talking about. Do you even play video games? Shut up, die, shut up.

Raze's Hell was a total piece of crap. Dead or Alive 3? Why? That seems redundant. And why 3? Why not DOA Online? That was the vastly superior game... Metal Arms I'm cool with, but those other two... Bah.