FancyCat2008

@SpecBlank

Okay okay, we can also do boobs.

But only because you asked nicely.

@The Only Girl
No it's pretty much just bragging rights and dick-size contests. This is why I hate this whole "acheivements" system. In my day we played a game and we beat it, there was none of this "Earn 100 extra points if you beat the game on Superhard Mode using only the Rusty Spoon" BS attempts to add replay value.

Also, remember that to get a gamer score THAT high, this dude had to play ALOT of shovelware bullcrap and really bad games, just for the meaningless points.

@Helghast102
Obviously, I said *some*. For me the best FF tunes are songs like Aeris' theme from FF7, the Opera from FF6, Dancing Mad, Celes' theme, (okay most every song from FF6)... sweeping, emotional stuff. But I guess the battle music works too. Even most of those, I wouldn't call danceable. Though, I admit that may be a matter of personal taste.

A Rhythm game... with Final Fantasy music? Aren't some of the best, most memorable FF tunes soft, slow, symphonic scores? That doesn't exactly scream "fast paced button-mashing music game" to me.

Unless they're all just going to be techno remixes, in which case no thanks, I'll just go to OCRemix for that.

That is one of the lamest "digs" I've heard in a long time. Did it take them a whole 30 seconds to come up with that clever and subtle satire? If I'd never heard of this MaXplosion (and I hadn't before reading the explanation of the gag in the article) I'd be left confused as to why they'd randomly insulted Capcom while parodying a Nintendo game...

I admit, I enjoyed the first Call Of Juarez even though it had plenty of flaws to complain about, and I really enjoyed the second one (mostly because it didn't force you to play through 'stealth' missions to get to the fun parts), but this.. this just looks bad. I'm not usually the type to complain about mediocre graphics but geez, it doesn't even look slightly better than the first two games.
And I realize they're trying to tell an ongoing story with these games, but setting this one in the modern area is a bad move, it just takes all the appeal of this series away for me. Now it just looks like a really poor man's Call Of Duty.

All I can think is that hopefully they'll have more luck than the poor, poor Mother/EarthBound fans. I won't be holding my breath though.

Wow, when you randomly walk past people who left their 3DS on in their pocket, you can exchange data and gifts with other Nintendogs players! Awesome! Nintendo is always so creative and innov-

Wait isn't that just Bark Mode from Nintendogs for DS, released 5 years ago? :|

Knowing how the AppStore works, I predict this is going to get alot of 1-Star reviews because of their decision to release a seperate, extra-$10 version exclusively for iPad instead of just updating the preexisting iPhone version. Granted I own neither version, so no skin off my nose, but this is a marketplace where people regularly whine because they feel $1.99 is too much to pay for a game.

@Shadsy
Well, *no*, I don't mean 'Why bother", I DO enjoy games that are fun and don't have a strong storyline. Heck, I'm a huge retrogamer. I'm just saying, I have alot less desire to beat all 255 levels of PacMan than I do to see the ending of Ninja Gaiden. Really, what can you gain by beating a game like Joe Danger other than bragging rights?

Yeah, I'm know I'm weird. I don't like Achievements either.