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@EndynOmni

Read that post with the word "free" or "$0.99" replacing it and you have complete understanding of the iOS gaming market.

@Enosoma

I remember hearing that doing a 1CC run on the game grants you access to the special stage with the girl with pink hair... going for the full treatment.

@ItsameMatt03 You sure take some hella time-demanding dumps...

This article is the very essence of the reasons why I prefer to get my gaming media fix here at joystiq.

Is this the new game they were teasing a while ago? If so welp, that's totally not what I expected (even though it really looks nice for iOS device owners, and at 0.99 USD with its proceeds going to quake relief you can't go wrong!)...

I'm surprised, though, of Grasshopper's ability to actually not always make the same kind of software with the same kind of tones and stuff. Like Contact. I like it.

@fgjktykt

Aw, mighty fine of you to be worried about my sex appeal! I know it's overwhelming for the ladies, but it can always use a bit of a mature start! That's something I totally go to Joystiq to address with my life, along with finding ways to get Versace, Coogi, Whatchoomacallit merchandise.

...Like, you know, the average joystiq reader does.

I saw this post's picture and I read "Clover" and I was reminded of Clover Studio, and then I remembered the fact that Clover is no longer making delicious games for everybody, then I cried.

New GHM game? It's a 3DS game! I'm calling it!

They were teasing it time ago in their facebook page, it just makes sense! Blood splattering in my face, hell yeah!

Why must you rock so hard Grasshopper you rock so hard you shouldn't rock so hard my wallet is weeping.

@Stilkdog That "masturbate to Cortana" line came up as I was watching the video with my 2 siblings in the middle of a family reunion.

Awkwardness... must put on poker face...

This does the same gimmick WAY better.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/raitendo/you-only-live-once

Make sure you refresh the page after you die :D