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The gameplay sounds like it would make for an incredibly entertaining Saturday afternoon with friends

Booooooooooooooooo. That's crap. $5 to play what is sure to be the least-fun online deathmatch mode ever conceived?

And seriously, "above and beyond the initial scope"? That's crap too. Isn't there some other game out by some obscure company.. Pipe or something.. that is offering free DLC for their zombie killfest?

V3 Launcher from Red Alert 2... after I changed the warhead in the .ini file to something closer to the Castle Bravo nuclear test... and the range to that of an ICBM... and backed it up with a couple dozen laser-shooting dogs.

Time Splitters. Monkey tanks!

Loading 5 Desolators into a Flak Trak and using them to bust open lines of Allied Prism and Mirage tanks.

I'm not saying which game this is from, it's a secret. Not that anyone even reads the comments in these things. Seriously. I wear women's underwear. No one's ever going to read that. I just told the whole (hahaha, ya rite!) internet that I wear women's underwear! Oh well. Gimme the damn game already.

Sir Buzz,

Treyarch's developed games:

Die by the Sword (1998)
Die by the Sword: Limb from Limb (1998) (Expansion Pack)
Triple Play 2000 (1999)
Draconus: Cult of the Wyrm (2000)
Max Steel (2000)
Triple Play 2001 (2000)
NHL 2K2 (2001)
Triple Play Baseball (2001)
Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer (2002)
Minority Report: Everybody Runs (2002)
Spider-Man (2002)
NHL 2K3 (2002)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One (2005)
Ultimate Spider-Man (2005)
Call of Duty 3 (2006)
Spider-Man 3 (2007) (Only developed the Xbox 360 & PS3 version of the game)
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows - (2008) Wii, PS3, PS2, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, PC
Quantum of Solace - (2008) PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, Nintendo DS, PC
Call of Duty: World at War (2008) - PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, PC

Check the meta reviews of these games. The VAST majority of these are... MEDIOCRE. CoD: WaW received decent a score.. then again, when someone gives them a GOTY winner and says "copy this game", there's no excuse for anything other than excellence.

It will reduce comments from the peanut gallery, that's for sure. I hope they get loud enough so I don't have to hear friends and family informing me, for the 63rd time, that Boomer bile does in fact attract the horde.

I'm thankful for the Karate Kid. Sorry, it just doesn't get said enough.

Oh, and air. Air's nice.

In case you were wondering, the quotes in question are:

"1- In the 18th second: "كل نفس ذائقة الموت" ("kollo nafsin tha'iqatol mawt", literally: 'Every soul shall have the taste of death').

2- Almost immediately after, in the 27th second: "كل من عليها فان" ("kollo man alaiha fan", literally: 'All that is on earth will perish').

Thanks to NSider for providing the link and translation."

Taken from Kotaku because they love me more than Joystiq. Sorry Rossy baby.

It probably requires the same arcane rituals and blood sacrifices to play Blaster Master as it did the day you left.