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Jason

Member since: Oct 31st, 2006

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Japanese hardware sales, February 20 - 26: Greatest idea ever edition

Mar 5th 2012 5:55AM (Joystiq)
@MarkShark I'd take you out with the Radish Spirit from Spirited Away!

12 Days of Joyswag: Nintendo DS and eleven (11!) games

Dec 23rd 2011 6:10AM (Joystiq)
I will draw the equation for the deliciousness of a burrito...which Einstein puzzled over for many years before finally, he ended up at the conclusion that burritos are SO delicious, it was equal to Jesus giving Hitler a Sho-ryu-ken to the face. That is what I will draw.

Take a closer look at the Wii U's crazy controller

Jun 7th 2011 2:49PM (Joystiq)
Now how does it look when thrown through your super expensive 46inch LED TV?

'Space invaders in Real Life' is exactly that

May 18th 2011 7:41AM (Joystiq)
Seriously, where's the Mtn. Dew and Rush tapes?! XD

DS and Wii go back to Sesame Street in Ready, Set, Grover!

May 5th 2011 6:04AM (Joystiq)
Sorry, second post...oh my god! Grover's left ankle!!! His leg must be in absolute agony!!!!!! How dare we scar children with this...

DS and Wii go back to Sesame Street in Ready, Set, Grover!

May 5th 2011 6:02AM (Joystiq)
Is it just me, or is Elmo trying out for "Thriller"?

And seriously...the fact that you referenced the GREATEST Sesame Street book ever...thank you.

Joyswag: God of War 3, guide & Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition

Mar 29th 2010 4:46PM (Joystiq)
That would be B: a headless goat. God that was an hysterical P.R. blunder...the entire thing was just SO bizarre..

Silver Lining devs want to purchase King's Quest license from Activision

Mar 27th 2010 4:34PM (Joystiq)
Nah, his plans include being a giant toolbag.

MadWorld for an insanely low $10

Mar 5th 2010 7:54AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
I'm happy to say I bought this game at full price..my wallet isn't happy, but I feel like a self-righteous douche when I say "screw you all, I'm supporting the industry!" :)

Of course I then went and paid only $20 for House of the Dead:Overkill...but hey! Both of them are fantastic games...I would not mind a sequel to Madworld at all, especially if Greg and Joe were back as commentators, my roommate and I would replay levels just to listen to them, it was hysterical.

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