JohnnyxRome

So he announced a game while simultaneously not announcing it. This guy is as genius!

1. WATER
If the movie Signs and War of the Worlds have taught me anything, its that either a. Aliens are like witches (they burn from water) or b. there germs in our lovely water that kills those suckers. So water is my protection if I get attacked while i leave, plus when i get thirsty, you know.

2.Aluminum foil
It gives me warmth and it stylish. What more do I need to say.

3. Peanut Butter
Umm.. yeah. It delicious and if they could find millions of uses for peanut butter back home, then I'm pretty sure I'll find uses for it on another planet. Currency maybe O.o

This is soo... I don't know. Its hard to put it in words.
I can't donate but I'll be praying for your wife and baby.