JohnicYouth

I'll light my Xbox on fire while I bite the head off of Tim Schafer.

Sorry, Tim!

I first started reading Joystiq on a cold, frostbitten November morning. Hypothermia was setting in, and death was approaching with every passing day. This was a time where I had to kill my meal, there was no other option. As I was hunting in the pale forest of lake Huron, I stumbled across a glowing beam of neon blue light. I crept slowly towards the florescent; sweat dripping, hands shaking, holding my knife as if it was an extension of my soul.

A native left a strange device in the snow. This contraption was gray, much like stone, with the dexterity of the strongest beast. This device told me of an ensuing war of gears, a princess trapped in the twilight, and a god in the form of a canine. I researched further, filling my head with news and knowledge about stuff I didn't need to know about. I developed a casual addiction, to say the least. I've been reading Joystiq every day since then.

This is not real. I guarantee this is a fan project.

I'm pretty sure a team of creative people can come up with a better name than Trico.
I'm also pretty sure that same team can think of something better than that recycled kid character and the catbeak.
This looks like a PS1 cutscene.
No, actually, this looks like it's from the team behind ReBoot.

Posting so I can win some sweet Wifi gear.

I want to win Super Paper Mario.

Has everything to do with Duke Nukem:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764262

I was in that. I made the game with the Lightsaber/punching bag fight.

Bully for the PS2, best game ever. Though all videogames, this has the best Highschool narrative that made me feel a lot of feelings.


For the DS? Wario Ware Touched!

Reminds me of Requiem For A Dream.

Half-Life 2: Resident Evil 4