Izeas GT
Member since: Nov 6th, 2006
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| Blog | # of Comments |
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| Joystiq | 36 Comments |
| AOL TV | 2 Comments |
| Download Squad | 1 Comment |


BloodRayne: The Shroud for 3DS 'on hold'
Apr 11th 2011 5:43PM (Joystiq)Come get slimed by Ghost Trick footage
Aug 18th 2010 8:18PM (Joystiq)Nickelodeon Orders New Series in 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' Franchise
Jul 21st 2010 4:12PM (AOL TV)An anti-bending revolution, though? The economies of ALL the nations depend on bending. Just look at Omashu.
Portal 2 delayed until 2011
Jun 9th 2010 1:48PM (Joystiq)June 9, 2010 — Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.
Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.
“Also, the game will be even better,” they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.
To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD’S SAKE*** surprise or, less futilely, to schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve’s delegate to the EU’s Valve Time Studies Group.
Turbine makes more money by giving its MMO away for free
Mar 2nd 2010 2:30AM (Joystiq)British girl has record-breaking Pokemon collection
Jan 21st 2010 1:45PM (Joystiq)How about a 12,001-piece set?
Infamous Chinese pirates launch Ubuntu that looks just like Windows XP
Dec 28th 2009 9:56PM (Download Squad)Robin Williams plays Call of Duty, named his daughter Zelda (guess why!)
Nov 28th 2009 9:45PM (Joystiq)TV Squad Ten: Cartoon women who should have Playboy centerfolds
Nov 10th 2009 4:37PM (AOL TV)Koei drops assets, plot details for Fist of the North Star Musou
Oct 14th 2009 2:01PM (Joystiq)