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Izeas GT

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BloodRayne: The Shroud for 3DS 'on hold'

Apr 11th 2011 5:43PM (Joystiq)
Is it just me, or is that silhouette from the "which way is she spinning" GIF?

Come get slimed by Ghost Trick footage

Aug 18th 2010 8:18PM (Joystiq)
Is that Yoko Littner?

Nickelodeon Orders New Series in 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' Franchise

Jul 21st 2010 4:12PM (AOL TV)
So thrilled to hear that they're not just recycling the old structure. 'Course, I would expect nothing less.

An anti-bending revolution, though? The economies of ALL the nations depend on bending. Just look at Omashu.

Portal 2 delayed until 2011

Jun 9th 2010 1:48PM (Joystiq)
Here's the full release:

June 9, 2010 — Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.

Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.

“Also, the game will be even better,” they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.

To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD’S SAKE*** surprise or, less futilely, to schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve’s delegate to the EU’s Valve Time Studies Group.

Turbine makes more money by giving its MMO away for free

Mar 2nd 2010 2:30AM (Joystiq)
Similar to Cory Doctorow's novels or the Foglios' comics.

British girl has record-breaking Pokemon collection

Jan 21st 2010 1:45PM (Joystiq)
"and if a 12,000-piece set doesn't constitute 'em all, then we don't want to know what does."

How about a 12,001-piece set?

Infamous Chinese pirates launch Ubuntu that looks just like Windows XP

Dec 28th 2009 9:56PM (Download Squad)
I tried playing Iji and Fate/stay night under WINE, but both were crippled by slowdown. I wish there were a better way, but it's not like Microsoft's going to be releasing their own intermediary with XP code in it.

Robin Williams plays Call of Duty, named his daughter Zelda (guess why!)

Nov 28th 2009 9:45PM (Joystiq)
Yeah, I've known about his daughter's name for...God, I don't know how many years now. Can't remember where I read it, might've been in Nintendo Power.

TV Squad Ten: Cartoon women who should have Playboy centerfolds

Nov 10th 2009 4:37PM (AOL TV)
I see that the list is restricted to American cartoons. If it weren't, Japan would easily dominate it.

Koei drops assets, plot details for Fist of the North Star Musou

Oct 14th 2009 2:01PM (Joystiq)
Omae wa mo...shindeiru.

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