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Schilling says he could lose $50 million of his own money in 38 Studios implosion [update: Chafee responds]
Posted on May 29th 2012 10:00AM

BlizzCon 2009: Martial arts secrets of Diablo 3's Monk
Aug 27th 2009 6:17PM (Joystiq)Second, your line of reasoning is that basically, at one point, a female practitioner of the Asian martial arts existed. Therefore, there is absolutely no problem with having a ton of female practitioners of the Asian martial arts running all over the place in that setting. No one is arguing that there were never *any* female Asian martial artists before the modern era. They were probably rare, however. Not like "one every generation" rare, but not enough to have an army of them running around. If you made a game that was set in a pseudo-realistic Asian setting, you prided yourself on the realism, and you had 50% of your army made up of women, yes, that would be stupid. Even by your own admission, the female Asian martial artists would be doing so *in secret*, not running around in broad daylight wielding weapons and slaying hell spawn.
But Diablo 3 is not a game set in a pseudo-realistic Asian setting. It's a game set in whatever the hell setting Blizzard wants (which they have no qualms retconning, c.f. space goats.) The developers can do whatever they want. Diablo 3 doesn't thrive on realism, in case you haven't noticed. This society doesn't care if women become monks. It's a stupid argument to have.
P.S. All the whitest people I know watch Naruto.
Blizzard files trademark for "Cataclysm"
Jul 1st 2009 4:24PM (WoW)The Pirate Bay retrial request denied
Jun 27th 2009 11:27AM (Joystiq)No, I'd imagine you'd be. You seem to be the type of person that needs a reason to rebel.
Comparing gross human rights violation and the suppression of God given liberty to pirating movies and mp3s? Do you have any idea how terrible dictatorial societies are? How incredibly stupid your comment is?
And yes, the law can be inadequate in some cases. That doesn't permit anarchy. I don't like content providers one damn bit, and I think the current law is corrupt as hell. I want a return to the days of 30 year copyrights and no patenting of "paradigms" or code. But I am not going to become a criminal over something as incredibly minor as listening to the latest AC/DC album. Over something as major as basic human rights, yes. But you can not even equate the two, and you are a terrible person for somehow believing that you are morally equivalent to people who risk torture to stand up for the truth because you download cheap entertainment media.
The Pirate Bay retrial request denied
Jun 27th 2009 11:18AM (Joystiq)On the other hand, just look at the site's name for God's sake. I had absolutely no idea how Swedish law works, for all I know they have the Swedish chef throw soup on the floor and then divine the correct ruling from the chicken bones. But in America, you couldn't get away with your website supporting 99.9% pirating (and if it weren't for Linux distros, that number would probably be 100%), naming yourself off of the very act of copyright infringement, then claim you have no responsibility for the fact that your site ends up being used for piracy. They are catering to it. It is their target audience. If there has EVER been a case of aiding and abetting (though I'm not sure such a thing exists in copyright law, it probably does), this has to be it.
Engadget's recession antidote: win one of 100 Microsoft Windows 7 pre-order discount codes!
Jun 25th 2009 12:56PM (Engadget)New Super Mario Bros. Wii, future titles will play themselves
Jun 14th 2009 1:44PM (Joystiq)It used to be that they had to dumb down games so that everyone could beat the game.
Now they can deliberately make certain sections challenging with the knowledge that casual gamers will skip them and the hardcore will work to beat them.
This will REVERSE the trend of noobification, not accelerate it.
THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING. FOR. HARDCORE. GAMERS.
Criterion thinks if you've maxed out the 360, you're not trying hard enough
Jun 13th 2009 2:00PM (Joystiq)The "We've maxed out X" line is a marketing gimmick and fanboy bait. Nothing more. Video game blogs should stop giving people that use these lines any coverage, and if they do give coverage, what little coverage they give should show the typical antipathy due to marketers making wild claims. Not this fawning, "omg it's time for the next gen" coverage they always receive.
Nintendo reveals the heart-tracking Wii Vitality Sensor
Jun 2nd 2009 1:21PM (Joystiq)Maybe they just got tired of hearing about the Power Glove so much and wanted a new crappy peripheral for people to mock for the next 20 years.
This one thing *ruined* the conference. Not even Ninja Gaiden: Metroid could make up for it.
Microsoft is desperate for gamers to adopt Windows SideShow
May 21st 2009 1:16PM (Engadget)Sure, it's almost completely useless for FPSs, but eh.
iPhone Peggle priced $4.99
May 14th 2009 11:37AM (Joystiq)