Finally a fake pussy I won't feel guilty about purchasing.

Finally I can cut my coke with something that has decent processing power.

Now that's what I call a handjob.

We've spies, we've slow hands
Put the waste around yourself
We've spies, oh yeah we've slow hands
You put the waste all around yourself, now

Hi. I'm back.

you're making me lose my hardon

This is exactly why they need a bailout. The car looks like a 19,000 dollar car.

NOTHING beats *Ainol

I wish you guys were giving away ainol* too.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!