Seemoneh

Hahah. Hilarious. Absolutely a source mod. Terrible scripted driving sequence there.

So what else is there to do in video games besides shoot s**t these days?

If it was first, what PAST would it link to?

"8. After Gears of War it's hard to imagine another compelling FPS coming to the 360 besides Halo 3."

Not too hard to imagine. Gears is a TPS

"He loves it. That hot, steamy turd slowly rolling over his face. He can't fucking wait."

Gold!

"all virtual console games can be played using the Classic Controller or Nintendo GameCube pads,"

The "or" being key in this case.

There you have it.

Eh. I thought it was amusing

Yeah, eh. You'd think Joystiq would have quite a few Canadian readers.