Jeremy Ballin

I'm so happy to be the post after the boobs guy, that I've lost my train of thought.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't buy one of those ever or I'd end up with my head in a medical halo, but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it were eventually made and released.

My robot would be called Robo-Me. He would perform all of the mundane functions of my daily life allowing me to spend more time doing important things like reading about videogames, reading comics and watching movies instead of working, making poo, and spending time with my family (j/k on last two, I'll make my own poo, thank you very much).

Robo-Me would also perform my daily routine tasks at a quality level that far exceeds mine and will also do them so quickly that it would have plenty of time left over to win me Nobel Peace Prizes, cure a variety of diseases as well as end war and world poverty. Furthermore, the Robo-Me would in it's spare time create more exciting and immersive videogames and films as well as fetch me waters and treats.

Thank you Robo-Me, you're tops in my book.

I totally enjoy not floating into space and imploding to death.