spaceboy

i rarely post anything on this site mostly because it makes me actually hate video games when i read the dumbass comments of unemployed 27 year olds sitting in a dank basement on their LED'd out windows shitboxes.

that being said, this will be my last comment ever.

you all know metroid prime 3 will be good, yet you still shit on it. just as every single one of you that slam halo 3 have already preordered the useless Legendary edition and will probably never even take the extra discs out of the case.

get over yourselves. your opinions don't matter.

im going back to work. you should all go back to jerking off to lara croft.

you guys are all nerds and need girlfriends.

hey thryon,

did you notice that all you favorite games, aside from viva pinata, revolve around killing things? and up top you said youll have to "skip this generation too"...so i presume you skipped gamecube yet you "lost your faith" in mario games after super mario sunshine. how is that so if you haven't even played it? it's a fun game worthy of the mario franchise. i don't know how you know re4 is so great on gamecube either.

try playing a game that doesnt involve slaughter. maybe you need a lil sunshine in your life.

it's kinda funny. i have no problem with violent video games. but losers on joystiq are making me less attracted to them.

you're right. this product does have nothing to do with nintendo. it was designed several years ago by Josh Owen, a modern industrial designer in Philadelphia. how do i know this? he taught industrial design at my college. here is his website:

http://www.joshowen.com/html/projects/index.php?sendID=103

PS. i'm disturbed by the amount of anger on joystiq. all you nerds need to blow off some steam. get some exercise. it's all the rage these days. get off the couch. maybe the right wingers are right - violent video games breed violent people.

way to represent philly!! josh owen what what!!

WE LOST THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES BECAUSE OF GUITAR HERO?! THAT'S IT. IM GOING TO WRITE A STRONG LETTER TO MR. SONY.

to those of you who tell us "swing like youre playing a video game, not a real golf club" is say WHAT IS THE FUN IN THAT! The motion controls are amazingly fun but theyd be fucking lame if i flicked a wrist to bowl.

Here's what i say: stop whining and posting shit on the internet. take it like a (wo)man. my friend sustained a wiinjury last friday. yes we were drunk. yes it hurt. but did he whine? no. he laughed and drank and swang more.

GET OVER YOURSELVES AND BEAT EACHOTHER UP WITH WIIMOTES LIKE MEN! YOU ALL WISH TO BE PIRATES AND OR NINJAS SOMEDAY...PIRATES AND NINJAS DON'T WHINE!!

Rick, take the 250$, go to Men's Warehouse, buy a suit, send our your resume, go to an interview, get a job. Don't exasperate your laziness by buying a Wii.

Anyone notice the Xbox360 thinger in the photo? Maybe he wouldn't be such a "broke ass college student" if he didn't spend all his money on video game consoles.

I'm not even sure you'd wanna play this on PSP. You'd be halfway through a battle and the batteries would die!!!!