Trevor

Captain Falcon, unlocked from the start.

Getting a new Smash Brothers and having to play as Meta Knight in Classic Mode was just heart-breaking.

That said, let me play as my Mike Schank Mii and spit vot'ka on people.

>> "I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the first person I see playing this on the Metro."

Ha-ha, that loser's having fun!

And lefty-flip better be the default on the bass.

^ Exhibit A

Then / Than is not hard.

Than is used to compare things.

"I'd rather lick an ass THAN read most of what Fernando Rocker writes."

Then is used with descriptions of time.

"After said ass-licking I would throw up, THEN brush my teeth."

The two words are not related; they just get muffed up from the way we speak (ie. "Should of" instead of "should have").

I get the 2 dials, but what's the metal orange slice on the left?

That said... I kinda want it. Finally I can type and make vroom noises.

I had a Princess Peach but I felt nushing. Nushing at allll.....

Oh shit, that image is of God of War *one*!

Did they forget about the days of $50 games?

Since when was God of War 2 $60?

Happy Birthday PS3. (English)