That Darned

"[A]s is our own PS3, for that matter -- we just wanted to play Castle Crashers for a few minutes!"

Yikes. The commercial "pro" blogger's ridiculous overuse of our/we/us totally does not work in that sentence.

"Gamekyo somewhat carelessly throws out..."

Heh. One video game blog calling out another for careless reporting or rumor-mongering. HEH.

Ah, Joystiq, so adroit at running a joke into the ground, especially stale, tired jokes.

@Mr Khan

What are some of the problems horsepower caused for the 360 and PS3?

BTW, I'll have a Mai Tai, Mr. Khan.

"[S]ources say that the console is 'significantly more powerful than the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.'"

"And significantly less powerful than the next Xbox and PlayStation."

@Arsenal Any 11-year-old's house?

"Though we weren't quick enough with our cameras..."

You can't rewind on Hulu?

"The image makeover isn't fully complete, however, as the original SSX: Deadly Descents logo and name are still prominent on the EA.com game page (as of publishing)..."

OMFG.

"We've once again contacted Sony for a response (to this response), but given their policy for not commenting on legal issues, we won't bother crossing our fingers."

Futility as a 9-to-5 job?

"Ah, yes, the BAFTAs. The annual UK awards gala aimed at showcasing the game industry's many talented developers..."

There are multiple BAFTA ceremonies. Would ten seconds on Wikipedia have killed you?

"The British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) is a charity in the United Kingdom that hosts annual awards shows for excellence in film, television, television craft, video games and forms of animation."