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Sex games look to stake their claim

Apr 25th 2007 10:11AM (Joystiq)
A few years ago, when 3D graphics were still in their infancy, it was funny to joke about how awful sex games would be. Now we have HD graphics, amazing polygon counts, incredible dynamic lighting, and a whole list of other things that make 3D rendering technology incredible.

And Jenna's face still looks like a cartoon version of Michael Jackson wearing a yellow hair-helmet. Whoops.

Orta, Mercenaries, JSRF join 360 compatability list

Apr 19th 2007 9:46PM (Joystiq)
This is fantastic, I've been waiting forever for PDO and JSRF to be added. I'm a bit miffed as to why the craptacular graphics of Silent Hill 2 are still too much for the 360's emulation engine, but this is still great news.

Tiberium Wars 'commands' UK charts, 'conquers' PS3 Resistance

Apr 3rd 2007 3:47PM (Joystiq)
That last bit really isn't 'ironic' at all.

Conan impressions from THQ Gamers' Day

Mar 2nd 2007 8:47AM (Joystiq)
Can a brotha get some vsync up in this mofo?

Phantasy Star Universe: Ambition of Illuminus details

Mar 1st 2007 9:03AM (Joystiq)
Phantasy Star Universe: Abdication of Interest

Mario ringtone marks over two years on charts. Who knew?

Dec 7th 2006 8:11PM (Joystiq)
Metal Gear Solid Codec sound ftw!

PS3 shooting victim is unemployed eBay profiteer

Nov 28th 2006 12:22PM (Joystiq)
If there are people in this world who are willing to pay thousands for a $500-600 machine, then there's a problem with society and with those individuals, not with the people who profit off of their idiocy. Stop trying to criminalize people because they took an opportunity to make some easy money. The only ones to blame here are the idiots willing to blow grands to play Genji before anyone else, thereby facilitating the kind of hype and hysteria that caused incidents like this.

Actual Killzone 2 better than trailer?

Nov 14th 2006 10:33AM (Joystiq)
He probably just means that the lighting model is a little improved or the texture resolution has been upped a bit, or something minor like that. It sounds like a bold claim, but if you take it literally, he's really not saying much of anything.

New motion-sensing tech is Wii-beater?

Oct 20th 2006 10:25AM (Joystiq)
It's not really a fair comparison because I think most Wii games that have been demoed so far haven't tried to perfectly mimic the user's moves but to translate them into usable game actions. And they do that for the sake of making the games fun, which is what Wii sports will be all about. The game in the demo looks dull, boring, and cumbersome; whereas Wii tennis is bright, colorful, and simple. I definitely want to see games on the Wii where users control things directly, but not if it's going to make the whole game feel clunky and akward.

Also, the first part of the demo in which he's spinning his racket looks VERY laggy.

Uwe Boll to make BloodRayne 2, anger more gamers

Oct 4th 2006 11:46AM (Joystiq)
What the hell, is this Kotaku now? Idiotic posts like this are not good for Joystiq's reputation as a mature gaming blog.

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