Cere8

Eggplant parm (I don't what that is, but it sounds cool (parm makes anything better)).

This sounds awesome. Despite having no desire to attempt the same myself, I eagerly look forward to the rest of this series.

Once again, for my third entry, I play portable games at home, on the couch, late at night while watching TV.

I play portable games at night, on the couch, while watching reruns of classic sitcoms (the good stuff, like Seinfeld and Family Guy).

I have never been on Xbox Live. I'm an Xbox virgin. That's why I want to win this contest, so my virginity can be forcibly taken by the XBL community.

I play portable games on the couch at night, after a long day at work.

Bllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

I would completely black out the screen. So cathartic...

Boobs

I've never been on Xbox Live, and thus remain untainted.