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I dropped in just to see all the derp that was inevitable in the comment thread.

I was not disappointed.

Seeing as how my game room lies directly adjacent to my kitchen, at the moment it smells like pasta and garlic bread.

My fourth dimension is *delicious*.

I've got a '98 Honda Civic.

I find myself in it whenever I have the intense desire to feel somewhat less manly.

Sadly, I don't. Mainly because I don't have a 3DS.

Sure would be nice if we could do something about that, eh?

Skyrim will inevitably interfere with my will and/or ability to consume foods.

Luckily this coincides nicely with my next forfeited responsibility: pooping.

I did, once. It was nice, but he never called me afterwards.

I should have paid attention in church: the devil really does just use you for his own purposes.

I received the gift of not having to repeatedly suffer from eyestrain headaches whenever I attempt to decipher in-game text.

In other words, I got an HDTV to replace my old CRT. I can finally read the Mass Effect codex entries. :D

Well, here's an easy one:

Far Cry 2.

73% done with the main story.

Door glitched permanently closed.

No way to open it. No reloading fix. No way to complete the game.

Needless to say, I really need the controller in this giveaway after what I did to my old one after that glitch.

Wonderful. Now I've got a permanent image of Joe Pesci writing up news on the latest bug fixes. I suppose that's funny in and of itself right there.... but it's also horrifying.

@Zaubern

Well, sure, if you wanna do it the easy way. But what fun is it if you don't have the ridiculously dangerous isotopes distilled right into the beverage? Live on the edge... for the 30 seconds you'll remain alive after drinking something that has all the nutritional value of Chernobyl.