Pilander

D2: The Mighty Ducks, bitches!

Well, I just won.

Shatterhand or Clash at Demonhead!

The elevators in our dorm had power outlets and were just big enough to set sofa cushions along the back wall and a small television stand in the forward corner, so that's what we did for about 18 hours. Literally mesmerized people. No one was angry with us, not even the angry, fat girls. There's that, all the racial slurs we invented on the spot. Oh, and Game Fuel.

Shadow of the Colossus. I was in the canyon a little northeast of the temple. I was just dicking around; I jumped off my horse to kill some lizards (the regular kind). When I wanted to leave, I called for him and the camera pointed straight down into the ground where I was standing. I gave up on him and ran around a corner and I found him floating completely sideways suspended in midair, like, half a mile away. He was frozen midstride. I could keep wandering the canyon and he would appear in the distance in the exact same manner. When I ran into him he would sometimes not respond at all, and other times the gravity effect would kick in on his mane and tail textures and they would just hang straight down, and then other times his whole body would fall to the ground and then disappear. I had fun with that for, like, four hours. Makes me wish I had a capture card.

I think Blizzard is going to utilize the fervor generated by the release of StarCraft 2 by channeling it into the release of the next installment, which will come sooner rather than later. I'm betting on August 2011. One long wait plus one short wait equals maximum profits.

Because I look damn good in neon lighting -- especially when I'm naked.

Male: Al Pacino Shepard (Renegade)
Female: Eden Shepard (Paragon)