DustinForever

I feel we could create a better review by piecing together the best of these 375 comments.

I can see some guy who's waited years to play this, sitting at his computer, reading. In between his sobs, he chokes out, "No. Always bet on Duke. *sniff* Always."

Marvel vs. Capcom 2, if only I could find it for cheap somewhere [sad emoticon]. Other awesome games include Soul Calibur and Crazy Taxi.

I hope when the show gets cancelled, they'll use the maze to direct a remake of Labyrinth.

@The Wicker Man I stand corrected. How about a hunter, from Left 4 Dead?

@bookscout A game being too short is the best compliment to a developer. It says, "Not only did you craft a masterpiece from short to finish, but I still want so much more of it."

@Fuzunga Does dual-wielding mean I could equip two shields?

"Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent loses 15 Action Points. If tails, you are shot point-blank in the chest. You will be tea-bagged, followed by a rigorous insulting of your mother."

Is it really that hard? Who is exclusively on the Xbox 360, stars in an M-rated game, has an arsenal of awesome powers, and a sequel coming up? Prototype's Alex Mercer, maybe?