Never played the first one, but I'm calling this now regardless if you've seen what you look like yet. At the end of the game you're to see yourself and you'll be a naked teenage girl with horns.
"We're releasing the game early to satisfy our incredibly fans! You may find some things still unpolished, but we've not found anything gamebreaking, and we feel you'll have an enjoyable time with DoTA2. Also, online play is not yet integrated in the release patch and is not expected to be for at least two content patches. steamface.jpg"
Like it should. I miss the videogames of my younglin'hood where there wasn't online play, and the game took days and days to beat. We get disks and shit that can hold more and more memory, but yet we have shorter and shorter games. I miss the old times, with games like Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Jak&Daxter, JaxII&III, Ratchet&Clank, the old 007 games...
What's up with zombies, man. I don't play console, and I don't play online FPSes, so I don't understand the freakin' craze.
Try something new. Like... orcs. Would you be more scared to see an armless zombie stumbling towards you, or a ten foot tall green wall of muscle rushing you with a battleaxe?
The unseemly side of Skyrim's Dragonborn origin revealed
Nov 11th 2011 4:11PM (Joystiq)It's like The Witcher. And the one that fwakked a dragon was a golden dragon.
I mean, you guys saw her in there, right? She was hot. Sure she was a virgin, but that's because she was just waiting to meet the Dragonborn, amirite?
Non-spooky savings: Amazon's buy 2, get 1 free sale
Oct 30th 2011 4:29PM (Joystiq)-click link-
PlayStation 3 |Nintendo Wii |Xbox 360 |Nintendo 3DS |Nintendo DS
...no PC?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
This new Darkness 2 trailer is impressively gross
Oct 30th 2011 4:24PM (Joystiq)Never played the first one, but I'm calling this now regardless if you've seen what you look like yet. At the end of the game you're to see yourself and you'll be a naked teenage girl with horns.
World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria sets a new direction for Blizzard's first MMO
Oct 25th 2011 3:01PM (Joystiq)There was... Burning Legion... Lich King+Scourge... Deathwing... ?
Bear witness to Minecraft's blocky dragon
Oct 7th 2011 9:10PM (Joystiq)Bethesda vs. Mojang: 'Scrolls' case going to court
Sep 27th 2011 2:39PM (Joystiq)Dota 2 launch moved up to satisfy seething fans
Sep 23rd 2011 2:44PM (Joystiq)Neversoft hiring for FPS, according to job listings
Sep 22nd 2011 4:11PM (Joystiq)Gotta be prepared to unload on a guy when you're going street.
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword will last 50-100 hours, Nintendo claims
Sep 13th 2011 12:33AM (Joystiq)I miss the old times, with games like Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Jak&Daxter, JaxII&III, Ratchet&Clank, the old 007 games...
Call of Duty: Black Ops' Rezurrection DLC hitting PC and PS3 next week
Sep 12th 2011 4:26PM (Joystiq)Try something new. Like... orcs. Would you be more scared to see an armless zombie stumbling towards you, or a ten foot tall green wall of muscle rushing you with a battleaxe?