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DasMadHatter

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Marketing zenith reached: Early copies of Mass Effect 3 on weather balloons

Feb 16th 2012 3:40PM (Joystiq)
Im sorry but another Canadian company has already launched a product into space on a weather balloon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQwLmGR6bPA

Marketing zenith reached: Early copies of Mass Effect 3 on weather balloons

Feb 16th 2012 3:37PM (Joystiq)
in b4 portal 2 space references

Shiny Mass Effect 3 website launches 5 feature videos

Feb 10th 2012 3:26AM (Joystiq)
@Major Pyr0

Ah yes, Mass Effect meme's, we have dismissed these cl----ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

'Everything's happening now:' Indie Game: The Movie at Sundance

Jan 30th 2012 6:08PM (Joystiq)
Hmmm. Looks good. Will check it out.

Why silly JRPG dialogue may not be a problem

Jan 20th 2012 7:58PM (Joystiq)
"Can a JRPG still be awesome even if its dialogue sucks?"

The answer is no. The dialogue is the mechanism in which the story is told, from which the character development and emotional ties to each character comes from.

So if entire basis of a JRPG (RPG's are story driven narratives, hence Role-Playing-Game) is absolute bollocks, because the dialogue is laughably inane, redundant or just plain ridiculous, the story will fall flat on its face.

Its why I have never bothered with the final fantasy games after number 8. Its why the FF games are among the most over-rated of all time; the dialogue has and always will be, absolutely laughable. And its even worse when a flat-voiced character is delivering it in such a way that you know immediately upon hearing it "this is soooo poorly translated from the original, who the hell let this happen?"

Its why I steer clear of JRPG's. Western RPG's may not be as colorful or inventive, but at least I actually wind up giving a shit about the story because the dialogue isn't such a load of hammy bollocks.

BioWare docs defend subscription model, tease free-to-play iteration of classic IP

Dec 28th 2011 1:50PM (Joystiq)
Honestly? I dont understand the issue with the subscription model. Sure, its 15 dollars a month. Thats about what Gamefly costs.

My issue with getting a game like this, is time (currently). Between work and family, there's not much time left for a game like this, that lets face it, requires a great deal of time. The longer you drag it out the more expensive it gets, like a mortgage.

And besides, right now, I can Gamefly 2 games for about 25 bucks... and seeing as Skyrim is taking up slot 1, and Assassins Creed Revelations is on the way (missed it cause of Batman/Skyrim), I can truhtfully say, I wont experience it for a while. But hey, at least when I join up, the bugs will be ironed out.

Kojima the producer open to MGS remake, Kojima the creator not so much

Dec 26th 2011 5:49PM (Joystiq)
I really re-hope they remake the series. This time, fire the writing staff, and get a Western writer to handle things like story, dialogue, etc.

You know, so they're bearable, and not painfully redundant?

Modern Warfare 3 hides an angry bear wearing a tutu

Dec 24th 2011 8:09PM (Joystiq)
@PhiloSirus

Meh, I've seen angrier

Kojima's Project Ogre takes place in an open world

Dec 21st 2011 9:06PM (Joystiq)
Can we expect hilariously redundant dialogue, with equally absurd and cliched characters, you know... whats typical of a Kojima game?

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