@Al Ferreira Since when did people need to read reviews for whether their 5-year old would like it? The only thing you need to research for that is, "Does this contain any content that I don't want my 5-year old being exposed to?" and "Is this game easy enough for a 5-year old?"
Joystiq, however, is intended for people with the maturity of a 5-year old, so they're not going to right reviews based on whether a 5-year old would like it.
@Nionel I haven't played any but Basura 3, but just going off the anime I thought that it was totally about everyone being friends? Or rivals, but they're more friendly with each other than Ash and Garry Oak!
@WAldenIV Or you could take all that rage and focus it on "something that's wrong with this country" that actually causes people harm. Or maybe something that's actually specifically "wrong with this country" and not a world wide thing? Cause every country has got people that don't care about grammar?
Or maybe you shouldn't turn your grammar nazi-ism into a Political Statement, like it somehow makes you a better person than everyone else.
@Dickhole Pasta I don't get how no one can see that God Hand was a bad game. Sure, it was really, really fun, but it was also bad. It's just one of the quirks of the universe, and some people (mostly robots) just can't help but look past the fun of the the game to the actually badness of the game.
@adr916 You've been fooled if you really believe that. Dlc is about getting extra money and extending the life of the game. Sure, some naive companies have released stuff like that, but for the most part it is only about the money and keeping you playing. Dlc is just a smaller version of the ye old Expanstion Pack.
Kinect Star Wars review: Needs Force feedback
Apr 4th 2012 5:57PM (Joystiq)Joystiq, however, is intended for people with the maturity of a 5-year old, so they're not going to right reviews based on whether a 5-year old would like it.
EA is The Consumerist's 'Worst Company in America,' wins Golden Poo
Apr 4th 2012 5:08PM (Joystiq)'Pokemon Conquest' brings Nobunaga's Ambition stateside on June 18
Apr 4th 2012 1:45PM (Joystiq)Weekly Webcomic Wrapup is reminding you about PAX East stuff
Mar 25th 2012 6:13PM (Joystiq)Or maybe you shouldn't turn your grammar nazi-ism into a Political Statement, like it somehow makes you a better person than everyone else.
Zynga buys Draw Something dev OMGPOP [update: confirmed!]
Mar 21st 2012 4:29PM (Joystiq)Now Playing: March 19-25, 2012
Mar 20th 2012 4:38PM (Joystiq)Capcom lays out Street Fighter X Tekken DLC schedule and pricing
Mar 16th 2012 9:57PM (Joystiq)Lollipop Chainsaw voice cast is relatively star-studded
Mar 14th 2012 4:09PM (Joystiq)Thus, it'll probably suck horribly T_T
PSN update includes some sweet sales, permanent price changes
Mar 7th 2012 8:24PM (Joystiq)Capcom: Street Fighter X Tekken DLC on-disc to ensure compatibility
Mar 5th 2012 7:19PM (Joystiq)