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DAT'S DA ORK WARBOSS, YA STUPID GIT! E'Z GONNA TAKE US ON A RIGHT PROPA WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

You mean the stock sound effects that both they and Blizzard used, but that Relic will probably replace with their own sounds once the game is further along in development, whereas Blizzard would just keep it in there?

Is that the sound you mean?

Great, now we're going to get EVEN MORE antisocial nerds diagnosing themselves with Asperger's Syndrome on the Internet.

Why? It's not like that jerkoff doesn't deserve it. That VG Cats by the way is just one in the recent trend he's had of sucking less than usual. Maybe John Solomon got him thinking "I should start giving a rat's ass about my comic again"?

A good RPG? Two Worlds? Are we talking about the same RPG here? Because I remember a poorly optimized piece of shit with very poor art direction, a completely broken character building system. In an RPG, I should not be at level 40 after eight hours, and I should not be able to stomp level 60 critters using nothing but the healing spell I started the game with and the first level of the Earth Chains spell, which costs next to no mana to use and stops EVERY enemy, regardless of level, from attacking for a good ten seconds, with no cooldown on that ability. I was able to go from something like 300 HP and 40 strength to 800 and 90, respectively, after clearing out two dungeons populated by (hilarious-looking) demons who dropped alchemy materials that permanently boosted strength and HP when consumed raw. Weapons stacking on top of one another made for a retardedly powerful version of the sword you start the game with. And don't get me started on the aesthetics. Crappy bland vanilla fantasy that was not even as interesting as Oblivion (and that's saying something) and riddled with horribly voice acted characters who spewed cringe-inducing Fakespeare...

Two Worlds is a terrible, terrible game by any measure. If you played it and thought it was good I have to think there is something wrong with you.

OK, really it's just getting ridiculous. Final Fantasy 13 is kind of pushing it as a game that has "Final" in the title. 12 doesn't sound so bad, but once you get above a dozen titles the incongruity of the naming convention really stands out.

I always said the damn thing looked like a George Foreman grill.