neveroddoreven

My gaming room always smells like whatever I had for dinner that night. Tonight, for instance, it will smell like delicious tacos.

I don't have a car. I don't even know how to drive. That lack of skill carries over into video games. It's actually pretty hilarious to watch.

"You're the abortion that should have been."

*don't say penis, don't say penis, don't say penis*

I'd draw a penis.

Dammit!

Pretty much everywhere. In the bathroom, on the couch, on the bus, at the laundromat, and at work.

Sadly, I've never heard ANYTHING over XBox Live, as I don't have one. That's why I want this one. So I can experience in person all the offensive trash talk I've heard so much about.

Nyan Cat!

I will draw the most awesome stick figures EVER!

I may know from personal experience that the care and attention of loved ones suffers first. I've lost count of the number of times I've had to say "what was that?" to my boyfriend when he's tried talking to me while I'm Skyrimming. And my cat had to get my attention in order to have her litterbox changed.

I'm not proud.

This is awesome news! My boyfriend and I played Borderlands together, and we wanted to play online with friends, but never could together. It's like this upgrade is JUST FOR US! Only, you know....not. But it's still sweet.