Thrawn

So I'm the only one who saw the word constraints and assumed it was referring to Lara's top?

Asphinctersayswhat?

"That doesn't sound good."

Uh...can I have a new doctor?
Nurse?

Let's not forget "The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble"

Please...Al Roker is part of the problem of mainstream "group think." What Don Imus said was a non-controversy, an off the cuff, fleeting comment that merely reflects current cultural norms. That is it was that until Reverend Allllllllllllllll and morons like Roker stirred it up into something "offensive." If you're offended by Imus calling the Rutger's basketball team 'nappy headed ho's,' it's because you've been told to be offended. Either that or you've been stewing in your own vitriolic juices while black culture in America developed self-referential, satirical misogyny over the last 30+ years and only were able to let off some steam about it just this past April by demanding the public lynching of an aging white radio jock.

CBS and MSNBC also fired him while he was in the middle of his yearly on-air children's cancer fundraising drive, but as long as the short lived, thoughtless demands of the self righteous public mob were satisfied it doesn't really matter.

Come to think of it I'm glad he was fired for making a comment that would have actually been offensive if it weren't for having lived through years of blaxploitation movies, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Sanford & Son, gangsta rap, 'In Living Color,' the 'Kings' of Comedy, Dave Chappelle, and on and on and on.....

And no I've never listened to his radio show other than a few minutes here and there over the years. From what I've heard and understand, Don Imus' morning radio show was a news show taken in the direction of political/cultural satire.

I suppose Jon Stewart and any cultural satirist should be fired as well, right? Now that I think about it, that whole free press and freedom of speech thing is kind of bunk.

I wouldn't want anybody to be offended by what I write or say.

That was great.

That Ghosts n' Goblins part had me laughing. If that only happened in the real game, we all could have been saved from its horror.

Demon guy kidnapped Arthur? Yeah that's too bad...anyway, see ya!

Damn this game and damn all you train track riddled abusers.

I had the PC demo, bought the DS game and summarily returned it unopened. I had the sense not to waste my life figuring out ways to kill those cunning opponents...convenient skulls...always laughing...

Die.

Violators of inquisition curfew may be intimidated, incarcerated, lascerated, and/or masticated if time permits and the weather is fine.

Further violators of curfew may be totemized which is unspeakably painful and altogether irreversible except for in certain cases including but not limited to those at the correctly played end of this game.

Further violators of curfew will be threatened with smitting and then smitten. Once smote further smitation and subsequent re-smitation will commence until the smittee is deemed sufficiently smit by the smitter.

Enjoy your stay in occupied Port Foozle!

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What happens when ziggy gets to Flood Control Dam #3?

lizardking -

April Fools!!!!!!!!!!1111

Your mom's box.