Alex Trebek

@SlyBeast
You do, considering you commented on the article.

@Alex Trebek
"any die" I'll just pretend like that's an intentional pun...

@(Unverified)
I would take terminating batteries over rechargeable ones any die for a longer battery life. Though I am a 90s kid, so I am biased.

Testing the waters to see just how quickly a post can get downvoted, it has all the right elements.
1) A bit of truth
2) A bit of douchebaggery
3) A commenter who's name can result in many excellent comebacks

Is this the guy who's indie game got famous by pure luck and who has since been mooching off the ideas of mod makers?

50% of those 1 million people thought they were buying a sex toy.

@sonofman
Ladies and Gentlemen, the retro hipster a.k.a. the Buzz Killington of modern music has arrived.

@DudeGuyMan

Joystiq only gives Kinect games 5 stars. You didn't know?

@Colin
It was a joke, chill. Obviously I'm terribly sad about the news.

@Alex Trebek
Just so those know what I'm talking about, this article apeared as two hours old just a minute ago, but now it's in the front at eight.

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