Xenobite

Translation: BRB. Adding 3D screen.

Reggie: "We at Nintendo of America regret to announce that Super Mario 3D, Luigi's Mansion 2, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Metal Gear Solid 3D and Star Fox 3D have been cancelled for North America localization. Even though these games are already translated to English for PAL release. Don't even think about importing; we've implemented Regions on a cartridge-based system for a reason.

We will, however, like to instead introduce you all to the America-exclusive Fall/Winter 2011 line-up releases: Steel Diver 2, Pilotwings Resort+, Fling Smash 3D, Street Fighter IV 3D Arcade Edition (full price) and More Nintendogs. (Followed by 'Even More Nintendogs' in Christmas 2012)."

BONUS:

2012's Club Nintendo Platinum prize revealed: a single AR card printed on moldy Avery cardstock from Reggie's old Canon BubbleJet. The AR card shows a 3D Reggie giving you the finger.

It's like they've hired the exact opposite of Sony's PR department.

"Hopefully PS3 owners won't stoop to the level xbox owners did during the outage. "

Ezio alone more than makes up for all of them.

Well that's nice.

It's ok because the GameCube+GBA renders ALL of them useless.

Who knew that Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles (and Zelda Four Swords Adventures) would be such an influence on the new generation?

I remember all of those PS3 games that interacted with the PSP. Like that one racing game that used the PSP as the rear-view mirror and.... well, that's it.

A warning to blokes: You'll generally be able to understand the American English imports, but you'll have to deal with "colour" being spelled "color" in dialect.

Games are tied to the device/account combination (a EID is generated when the account is activated on the device).

Also, GameStop does not take back returns for systems. Trade-ins yes, but not returns.

Miyamoto and Iwata should swap salaries.

Also, they really need to get their asses in gear on that immortality thing so it can be applied to Miyamoto. The video game industry will truly be dead when that man retires or passes on.