Jonathan Duncan

Oh, cool. Cool.

I"m outlawing computer monitors. They can show the internet to people. The internet has porn on it.

I'm also outlawing televisions. They can display graphic content through some cable broadcasts.

Books I will also ban. No tasteless materials will attack MY country through their venomous black fonts and sexy pictures!

And finally I shall ban women. This is the only sure-fire way to prevent the births of mass-murderers and terrorists that would attack my God-fearing country of the United States of America.

Wow, this really is old news.
Regardless, Nobullet definitely deserves the hype!