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The Dark Wayne, I'm surprised at you. You of all people should know a words Latin origin.

Just about the entire world read "inflammable" (in- being an intensive prefix and NOT a negative one) as extremely flammable until we Americans came along and decided that people could misinterpret inflammable as "not flammable." (Apparently it was our insurance industry.)

So now, thanks to us, we have both inflammable and flammable labels that mean the exact same thing. So remember, when you see two gas tanks and one is labeled "inflammable" and the other "flammable," they'll both serve as adequate distractions as you infiltrate the enemy's hideout yet again.

Bayoneta is a game which has garnered no attention from me up this point...

Then, at 13:25 in this video, I saw a woman suplex a dragon.

I will repeat that as it bears repeating.

I saw a woman suplex a dragon.

I'm sold. I need not see anything else.

Very simply: Less Shovelware. (Please?)

It may not be any good, but if you play your cards right (as I hope to be doing with this comment), you might find out sooner than later.

(The picture book would obviously be the best version for a thesis. You could easily debate the merit of children's pictures not containing near enough violence and gore to accurately portray the epic that is Beowulf.)

COOKIES!

Yes, cookies excite you more than forms of electronic entertainment*.

*Daikatana?

The Mr. Bubbles song from those old commercials is stuck in my head now.

Pie!

Yes, you like pie more than Bio-... A game* you definitely aren't excited about!

*Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland?

Big Daddy is going to be modded by the community to become:

Mr. Bubbles.

(Hint: There will be bubbly appendages.)

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of I want a face plate!

Seems like a fair shot.