Arcana

"I decided to turn my hilarity meter up to maximum for an American audience [because you Americans are so stupid and gullible.]"

Somewhere in THQ headquarters, employees are now deleting that one track off their Korn album

Uh-oh! I think they need to make a Spawn videogame-- that'd be cool

I hope the fix the issue where pokemon can say their names. I swear. Every pokemon game I buy has that audio glitch.

The anal in me is not pleased with gaffgarion's class name change to fell knight instead of dark knight wotl.

The 12 year old in me chuckles 'cause I said anal.

@themisanthrope haha I'm interning for my second publishing industry in the city, and you took the words right out of my mouth, er, keyboard

Aha! It looks like she's at the plant-42 guardhouse, where the bees are. And right now, she's about to listen in on barry and wesker.

It's androgynous-teenager-flatiron-teasing comb-razor hurrcut-extentions ACTION jrpg.

All you sundany/typo critics. Leave these poor joystiq contributors alone!

I want a sundae.

@Uncle Jesse

Lol how true. Old school noir :)

I should lay off sex in the city and friends