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ShockLobster

Member since: Nov 2nd, 2011

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Hayashi: Team Ninja taming its 'sex and violence' image in DoA 5

Feb 15th 2012 11:21AM (Joystiq)
That is the absolute opposite direction they should go. DoA5 should be putting Bayman in a thong, and giving jiggle-physics to his plumcatcher.

Zynga sued for patent infringement

Feb 14th 2012 1:04PM (Joystiq)
Not only does Zynga have Richard Garriott's endorsement, they also appear to have his litigious luck.

THQ lists Warhammer MMO for fiscal 2014, has multiple unannounced games ahead

Feb 2nd 2012 5:29PM (Joystiq)
This announcement has nothing to do with the stock delisting warning notice they received. This totally isn't a bid for attention so their stock can hopefully stabilize.

Ben Heck invents controller-mounted Hot Pocket holder

Jan 24th 2012 2:40PM (Joystiq)
If they REALLY want to make money, what they need to make is a Hot Pocket holder attached to a World of Warcraft branded keyboard.

Rumor: Microsoft phasing out Microsoft Points

Jan 24th 2012 2:38PM (Joystiq)
I can arbitrarily say I'd probably buy more stuff off XBL without the convoluted 'points' system. I resist buying things off XBL because the point system just seems like a racket where MS will always have a little extra money out of your pocket, when you have these awkward chunks of points left behind that you can't spend unless you buy MORE points.

Zynga CEO defends stock price, says culture 'not ultra competitive'

Jan 17th 2012 9:54AM (Joystiq)
But... but... Richard Gariott is never wrong!

Pass Go, collect 20m credits in Mass Effect Monopoly

Jan 5th 2012 12:01PM (Joystiq)
Chance Card: Chose Zaeed for fire team. Lose your next round.

EA PC games are rather cheap on Amazon today

Dec 29th 2011 3:48PM (Joystiq)
I would take an Opiate-Laced Cuddle Cocoon over EA's entire catalogue, and I say that with no genuine mean spirit towards EA.

BioWare docs explain how to stay true to your roots while expanding massively

Dec 22nd 2011 2:16PM (Joystiq)
On a Jedi Sentinel focusing on earning dark side points, I build an 'emotional engagement' in SWTOR by choosing goody-goody conversation options to keep my companions happy, until a choice contributes the points I need. Then we're flushing orphanages out of airlocks.

It's psychotic to pay attention to.

Zynga prices IPO at $10, begins trading today

Dec 16th 2011 10:41AM (Joystiq)
I expect Richard Garriott to show up at the stock exchange wearing a cheerleader shirt with the Zynga logo, proclaiming how Zynga's going to destroy all MMO's, and bring down console gaming. And, that he's looking for investors to support him to develop UO2.

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