Derp Sandwich
Member since: Nov 9th, 2011
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| Joystiq | 206 Comments |
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Huffpost Live tackles Xbox One with our reviews editor, Richard Mitchell [Update: watch the replay]
Posted on May 21st 2013 6:15PM

Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millennium MMO now single-player game, 118 laid off
Mar 29th 2012 3:20PM (Joystiq)Journey is fastest-selling PSN game ever, soundtrack coming April 10
Mar 29th 2012 3:18PM (Joystiq)Although I certainly DON'T hope that publishers start to cheap out and give us really short games on purpose, knowing that if it's awesome enough it doesn't matter how short it is. Seems like something I could see them start to do.
Man, I am just a downer...
ngmoco's Cousins expects free-to-play equivalent of Skyrim in a few years
Mar 29th 2012 3:14PM (Joystiq)Pirate ships lead charge of new PlayStation Home games
Mar 28th 2012 3:12PM (Joystiq)Sad...
EA still in running for The Consumerist's Worst Company in America
Mar 27th 2012 2:51PM (Joystiq)Lol.
EA still in running for The Consumerist's Worst Company in America
Mar 27th 2012 2:50PM (Joystiq)While Apple has taken some small measures to "improve working conditions" at the factories that make their stuff, at the end of the day they're still getting it all from factories that pay their employees a buck fifty an hour to work twelve-hour days and do the same tasks until they've lost the ability to use their hands. All this just so they can get it for cheap, and then they STILL turn around and sell it marked up by about a bazillion percent because they know people are stupid enough to buy it all for whatever price. And on top of all that, they're vicious cutthroats who try to patent everything, including the most simple of crap, including stuff that they outright and blatantly STOLE, and try to sue into oblivion anyone who stands in our way just to make a petty buck.
In a nutshell. Bring on the haters.
Behind the scenes of Quantic Dream's 'Kara' tech demo
Mar 26th 2012 10:17PM (Joystiq)...Oh.
Metareview: Ninja Gaiden 3
Mar 26th 2012 9:16PM (Joystiq)I mostly ditched IGN because of the comments section. It's not really IGN's fault, but that is the biggest collection of horrible 12-year-old fanboys in existence. It's like the biggest troll cave I know.
Also, recently they've begun the habit of making incomplete/filler articles just so they can get more ad revenue for clicks. Sometimes it seems like every other article is "Review in progress" or "The review is coming" or "Here's one writer's simple opinion" or "A paragraph that doesn't really say much at all."
That's how I feel, at least.
Rumor: Stripped down Xbox planned for 2013
Mar 26th 2012 9:11PM (Joystiq)But hey, with the official sources you don't even get the punchline.
Assassin's Creed 3 for Wii U puts the Animus, weapons in your hands
Mar 26th 2012 9:05PM (Joystiq)I have never, EVER been more painfully anxious for E3.
And that's what I thought LAST year...