Portable = ubiquitous I play games on the crapper, before bed, and on the road (not driving of course) as well as everywhere in between!

I donated my car to mother waddles before moving down here to Austin Texas. This game and controller will take me where I need to go.

Psh, handful--the number of fools I kill in one predator missile drop!

The first to go? Sleep, definitely. Slowly my work ethic would deteriorate and then goes the eating. My relationship would fail and my house would become a mess, first with laundry then food then dust--finally those albino and blind newts, crawdads, and crabs would flourish and collect around the heated vents of my 360 as they do miles below the surface of the ocean due to the complete and constant lack of natural light coming in through the world outside. I used to be an adventurer...