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Welp, you guys got my hopes up with the headline. =/

At least the two or three people who actually enjoy this feature won't go without.

@ThePotato Sweet Jesus. Who took a dump in your corn flakes this morning?

I have a car, but still have yet to find myself in general, let alone within it.

The extent of my portable gaming these days is on my Game Boy Color during long-ish road trips - the Pokemon and Dragon Quest titles, mainly.

Then again, I HAVE been GREATLY enjoying Russian Dancing Men on iOS.

@NathanDTS Oooooooooh, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

@BlackMoonWolf Comedy gold, my friend. Comedy GOLD.

@liquidsoap89 He used to skip right to the good stuff, but then he took to the Internet to bitch about it.

Save the annoyingly obnoxious watermark in the upper-right corner (and the fact it takes 27 seconds before showing anything useful) I see nothing wrong with this.

Being Rick-rolled in a voice message from a friend during a private Black Ops match.

@Teeree THANK YOU. I was just about to say that. XD