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Massive damage dealt to PS3, lawsuit demands

Aug 1st 2007 7:59AM (Joystiq)
Godisamyth is a twat for sure, but his nickname is true.
God is a fairy story for weak minded people.

Man surrenders back for Mushroom Kingdom tattoo

Jul 31st 2007 10:05AM (Joystiq)
I don't want to live to that age. I hope I die before my body craps out on me, I would rather have 40-50 really fucking amazing years and then croak it than have 40-50 mediocre years followed by 20-30 years of witnessing my body slowly wasting away.

And anyway what 70 year olds do you know that walk around bare from the wait up? Do you really think that at age 70 you will be going "oh, hey man, yeah sure I look buff and all, but, if only it wasn't for this huge tat I would totally be getting some serious pensioner poontang"
NO.

Joystiq impressions: Wipeout Pulse (PSP)

Jul 19th 2007 10:24AM (Joystiq)
F-zero-GX > Wipeout

Upcoming DS game lets you re-draw Daffy Duck, drive him insane

Jul 19th 2007 7:21AM (Joystiq)
Except that they didn't forget to mention it. RTFA fuckwit.

PSP-2000 Japanese street date is Sept. 20

Jul 18th 2007 5:30AM (Joystiq)
RTFA fuckwit. People in the media have been refering to it as the PSP-2000, and since Sony have not bothered to give it a proper title, it's likely that this "2000" moniker will stick.

Overheard@E3: "You pulled a Peter Moore!"

Jul 18th 2007 4:20AM (Joystiq)
They are said to be already working on a software fix for this problem, so I guess they will change it so that the button must be held down for slighty longer, so as to avoid accidental pausing.

Mario Party 8 recalled in Europe

Jul 16th 2007 8:24AM (Joystiq)
In the u.k they are called "bum-bags", but I don't know if they localised it from the u.s name, I would hope so though, as having your kid come and ask you about "fanny packs" could cause u.k parents who don't know the u.s name to be a little surprised!

Joystiq impressions: Contra 4 (DS)

Jul 16th 2007 7:59AM (Joystiq)
"we can't say that we're too heavily excited for it."

Oi! Stop trying to spread the blame! If you are going to write things like this article about Contra then at least say: "I can't say that I'M too heavily excited for it."

People with actual good taste in games can't wait!

Overheard@E3: Incomplete pass

Jul 11th 2007 10:12AM (Joystiq)
@ Boss tempo, thanks for justifying my earlier post.

Overheard@E3: Incomplete pass

Jul 11th 2007 7:13AM (Joystiq)
Almost as irritating as when Americans call football soccer.

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