warholism

lol where in the hell does the 73k a year for designers come from? try a third of that.

my gaming room smells like barbecue doritos and old, stale mountain dew. because i am a stereotypical game-playing dude.

the ability to clothe myself will pretty much be the first thing to go.

The Strokes' Reptilia has one of my favorite solos ever. So much fun to play...

Metal Gear Solid 4 is one of my favorite games of all time...OF ALL TIME.



also the links to login are kind of jacked up if you're using chrome.

favorite gadget? the ham sandwich that sam eats to regain health. you just have to eat it in a corner so people don't get jealous of how tasty it is.

Leave a comment telling us what game (including the platform), song, and caller you'd rock with these on your dome.

I would hook these up to my PS3 and hear all the wonderful sounds of God of War III. Then, I'd listen to the Gorillaz's Plastic Beach. Then, I'd call my Starcraft II buddy over Skype and sit, agape in wonderment, as my headset would be hooked up to the optical port on my soundcard. It would be wonderful.

barry should make a cameo! his quips about jill sandwiches and stuff were sorely missed in resident evil 5.

or rebecca. after seeing her in mercs, she kicks zombies in the temple and giggles.WHO DOES THAT?

i've been ridiculously nice. i got kicked out of my apt by my (now) ex girlfriend and didn't slash her tires/shit in her bed/piss on her clothes in the closet.


i thought about it, though. see? i've been nice.

Resident Evil: Om Nom Nom Brains