BarryOgg

I read the title as Dungeon Keeper 3 and got excited. :(

Quick, someone should message Shakesville so we can all roast marshmallows in the ensuing flamefest.

Riptide? Should we start to get worried about sliver infestation?

@PreGHz
Fire in the disco!
Fire in the disco!
Fire in the Taco Bell!

This is getting ridiculous. Right now, it seems I should import one from the US, because even if I had to import every game, I'll still make a better deal in the long run.
That, or say "screw it" and get a R4.

@Drunken Irish Sniper

Ah, you're apparently saying that a)people accused of rape are guilty until proven innocent, b)Australia is part of Britain and c)the entire world is America, as I'm pretty sure it's only treason if you're doing it against you home country. Lovely.

God dammit, now I have Daft Punk stuck in my head.

Hm, I don't mind the casting, I probably wouldn't have even noticed this if it wasn't for the latest Penny Arcade. My fist thought was like "um, but the medieval Scandinavians were white", but I guees you could paraphrase the gorilla joke - "What does a deity look like? Whatever it wants to".
What I mind, though, is the tone of the post. Snarky in a "look-at-me-I'm-so-clever" way. I don't like to be cast in a false dichotomy between racist morons or smug jerks.

@Prboi
Also: Lemmings, Turrican, Dungeon Keeper, Rayman, Metal Slug, Psychonauts, Mortal Kombat, Golden Sun... Notice how all of these ale more than 5 years old, and Lemmings, which I consider the best game EVAR, is from 1991. Really, generic FPS with bloated budget isn't the best candidate for the title of "masterpiece".

If you want to rebuild early video game from scratch, you must first invent the universe!