Jarvis Slacks

It's Halo.

Damn it, Bioware. I can I walk anywhere with this Hard on?

Was the Kinect ever meant for hard-core gamers? I mean, I'm not getting one. I never wanted one. And, just because someone makes something doesn't mean you have to buy it. "Here. This is a pile of shit. It cost $10 bucks." and then you say, "A pile of shit for $10 bucks is way to expensive!" Um, hey, IT IS A PILE OF SHIT!

@Wiizer If you want some PS3 love, tell PS3 to support games that don't suck. Like, games that don't suck. How hard is that?

Everytime I think that games can't be innovative anymore, that everyone has done everything, Valve proves me very, very wrong.

Bubble shields as perks? Hammer-of-dawn type weapon? Marking targets? Did someone make my dreams real, in digital form?

Man, games like Mass Effect make me happy I'm a gamer. I can not possibly wait for Mass Effect 3.

Ugh. I want one so bad. And, I'm not sure why I don't get one. Did I just argue with myself and win?

I didn't see the "Nintendo will suck ass-balls" tab anywhere on the card. Did I miss it?

To be fair, there is a lot that goes into those digital versions. You think all those 3-D bells and fancy stuff is cheap?