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I really wish they had let Jim be the manager, and wait an episode before it sunk in with Michael that not being the manager has consequences.

it wasn't saab-ruh, it was saab-ray. it was definitely a long "A", not a schwa, at the end. (which is why "dunder mifflin's now a part of sabre" could fill in for "it's a party in the U. S. A." in the song)

i want the nice gift because i was very nice

i want the nice gift because i was nice

i want the nice gift because i was nice.

i was nice, so i want the nice gift please.

i was nice, i'd really like this, can i have it please?

i was nice, can i have this, pretty please??

i was nice, can i please have this?

i was nice, let me have it pleeeeeeeeease!