| Mail |
You might also like: WoW Insider, Massively, and more

Fubar

Member since: Dec 7th, 2006

Fubar's Latest Comments

Blog Activity
Blog# of Comments
Joystiq22 Comments

Relive Crazy Taxi with PSP rehash

Jan 12th 2007 7:27AM (Joystiq)
Yeah there's no way a PSP could emulate a DC. DC had many features that the PS2 couldn't even do natively (antialiasing, near-infinite geometry), let alone under emulation, and so a PSP which is like a PS 1.5 in terms of power would never be able to handle it.

Sony responds to online taunt with weak rebuttal

Jan 11th 2007 12:30PM (Joystiq)
There's some arse-hat posting as me, so I guess I'll have to use one of my other 5 names to post as from now on. =)

Sony responds to online taunt with weak rebuttal

Jan 11th 2007 12:16PM (Joystiq)
Hmm. Now I really enjoy kicking Sony when they're down for all the bullshit they've been spinning over the years (just read any of my previous posts for evidence of this), but this article is REALLY unprofessional. It's completely biased.

I can be biased if I like. I can slag off a company for their bullshit. I can even say the sun shines out of some other company's arse if I want to.

You can't.

Why?

Cos you're here to report the news and I'm not.

Stick to the facts, Joystiq. You're really starting to suck.

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 11:50AM (Joystiq)
"you realize of course that microsoft is an american company founded by americans whose headquarters in an american city."

What the fuck does that have to do with Americans' love for using metaphors for everything?

Americans' love for metaphors exists whether Microsoft's HQ is in the USA, Europe or even China.

There is literally NO correlation between those two points so I really can't see why you made yours.

I understand the concept of pedagogy, but I can't see how using a simple metaphor to explain a simple concept is necessary. What Sony does is already really fucking simple and doesn't need any metaphors of athletes or cars or whatever else you fools want to use.

Or maybe I'm just crediting Americans with too much intelligence to work out what Sony's doing, and metaphors really ARE required for you guys? If that's the case then hey - just let me know and I'll be off your case.

I'll be an athlete that thought the second athlete had a brain, but felt embarrassed when he found out that he didn't and felt guilty for making fun of him.

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 11:22AM (Joystiq)
I don't think there's anything elitist about pointing out how Americans love using metaphors to help explain principles that are already simple. It's already widely known I think.

Am I elitist for saying Sony's really fucking up their credibility with these mistakes they make nearly every day?

Whoever posted that is obviously a douche.

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 11:16AM (Joystiq)
Fubar makes me laugh - he's so on the button there :o)

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 11:01AM (Joystiq)
elnico - I love it when people come up with simplistic metaphors to help explain situations that are already simple enough and don't actually need any metaphors.

You American by any chance? Americans love that kinda shit don't they?

Gates now sees Nintendo as primary competition

Jan 11th 2007 10:27AM (Joystiq)
"Do you realise the japanese market is still the forefront of the gaming market along with the U.S.A and Europe??"

Is it really State The Fucking Obvious Day today?

"the japanesse market is HIGHLY Xenophobic."

Exactly. From cars to consoles, Japanese people buy Japanese. They don't even believe it's possible to make rice outside of Japan. I really don't see why it's such a surprise to see a Western console in third place there.

Everywher else on earth though, the 360 and Wii are selling great while the PS3 sits on shelves and shop assistants are told to throw even the kitchen sink at trying to sell it.

Not the mark of a successful console is it?

And when you look at the thing Sony says - their arrogance and contempt for everyone else - it makes me feel all warm inside.

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 10:11AM (Joystiq)
Nah man like I've said before - this site just backs whoever is perceived to be winning.

E3 2005 Killzone trailer had Joystiq writers wanking over themselves, each other, and the Sony logo. My Joystiq RSS feed was full of 'next generation starts with Sony' and 'PS3 is the real next gen' bullshit etc.

Roll on 2 years and like a million Sony fuck-ups later and it's not fashionable to have your dick up Sony's arse any more, so Joystiq sticks it somewhere else.

It's like the kid at school who knows fuck all about football but supports Manchester United because that's the popular thing to do, right?

MotorStorm 720p, 30fps (not True HD)

Jan 11th 2007 9:43AM (Joystiq)
#72

OMFG someone said it's at 1808p??

That's even worse than saying it ran at 1080p!!

lmfao!!

Joystiq Archives

May 2012

SMTWTFS
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031 

Featured Stories

Engadget

Engadget

TUAW

TUAW

Massively

Massively

WoW

WoW